If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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