We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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