shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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