I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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