Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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