what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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