plz talk dirty to me
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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