I forgot how hot balto sounded
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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