You can't motorboat a personality
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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