I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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