ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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