It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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