At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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