So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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