i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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