friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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