zippers are such a cool invention
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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