On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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