and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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