Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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