the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So much rum. So many feels.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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