Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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