I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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