i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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