I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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