Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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