i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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