Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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