that's an acceptable place to lick
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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