i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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