I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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