i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
this hospital has no fireball
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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