Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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