the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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