At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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