All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I will be naked everywhere
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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