school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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