I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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