wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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