physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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