Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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