In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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