Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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