Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
