My first STD was from a foam party
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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