im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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