he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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