Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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