remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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