Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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