summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
i've created a new STD.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Randomize
